1 00:00:03,516 --> 00:00:05,065 - Hi. - That's nice. 2 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,079 Do you love her? 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,439 I love you. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,599 But do you love her? 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:14,759 If you care then why did you fuck my best friend? 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:15,839 Mins! 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:19,399 I have decided that you will be returning to Mayberry's after all. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:20,319 What??! 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,079 So marry me, 10 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:26,079 Grace Violet Blood. 11 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:39,424 12 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:16,359 I do. 13 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,239 Well, I'm just waiting for my chance... 14 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,079 I do. 15 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,719 to come Just a silhouette... 16 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,959 I do, I do, I do! 17 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,959 Watch the water, watch the sky Count the days as they go by 18 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,279 I'm just waiting for my chance to come... 19 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:38,399 (SHOUT FROM OUTSIDE ROOM) Alo! Alo...! 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,319 Alo, get me off the fucking roof! 21 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,399 Shit, my balls! 22 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,359 Cos it's hard to feel like 23 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:54,359 You're worth something in this life 24 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:58,679 When you're walking next to me 25 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:02,359 I can hear my body speak 26 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:06,319 We're just waiting for a chance to come 27 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:10,319 We're just waiting for a chance to come 28 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:21,679 Your motor smile is burned in me 29 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,679 When I close my eyes it's all I see 30 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,159 Among the canyons in the stars You're the guide inside my heart 31 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:33,079 I'm just waiting for my chance to come 32 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:36,759 And you're just looking for a way out of here 33 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,759 You're waiting to see this old life far disappear 34 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,839 Take a gamble on your heart It will lead you through the dark 35 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,079 You're just waiting for your chance to come 36 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:51,759 Cos it's hard to feel like 37 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,959 You're worth something in this life 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,959 - When you're walking next to me... - (DOOR OPENS) 39 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,999 I can hear my body speak 40 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:06,999 We're just waiting for a chance to come 41 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,279 We're just waiting for a chance to come... 42 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:36,319 No, I'm her best friend. And I've been looking after her. 43 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,359 Is she OK? 44 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,559 No, she's not OK, OK? You've made her ill. 45 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,319 I haven't done anything. 46 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,319 We all have to make an effort today and that includes you, amazingly. 47 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,839 I mean, you've done a pretty great job ignoring her calls, 48 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,839 so, please, do not fuck with her head today. 49 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,239 Promise me. 50 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,199 Yes. I promise. 51 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:04,199 Good. Toodles! 52 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,959 (MUSIC PLAYS) 53 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,199 Where are you off to so early? 54 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,119 To, um, Liv's. 55 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,399 To, like, say goodbye to everyone. 56 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,199 OK. 57 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,879 But we need to leave the Mayberry's by one. 58 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,999 - I could pick you up en route? - No... 59 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,999 It'll be fine. I'll be back. 60 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,679 I have a little something for you. 61 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,519 Oh... thank you. 62 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,519 To new beginnings. 63 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,799 There we go. (BEEP) 64 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:43,799 Give Daddy a huggy-wuggy, then. 65 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:55,599 (BEEPING) 66 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:59,599 Lovely. 67 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,279 Just a trim, OK? 68 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:06,279 Trust me, mate. Grace is gonna love it. 69 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,319 Ooh! 70 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,599 A-a-ah! 71 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:15,599 There, that's it. That's it, good lad. Good, good lad. 72 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,599 I feel violated. 73 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,599 It's called wind around your ears, mate. 74 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,279 I look like... Justin Bieber. 75 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:28,719 - You take that back. - All right, sorry, sorry, sorry. 76 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,719 You, you look like a man who's just made the ultimate sacrifice, 77 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,839 for lurve. 78 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,759 Right, er... rain check. Rings? 79 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,599 You should know, best man. 80 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,119 Oh, yeah. 81 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:45,559 (CLINKING) 82 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,599 Er... 83 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,759 - Suits are all sorted. - Dare I ask how? 84 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,919 Da and Dewi used to be in a Beatles tribute band together. 85 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:55,199 - I fished 'em out... - I'm going to ignore that. 86 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,839 Matty and Nick are taking care of... 87 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,239 Catering's sorted, boss. 88 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,479 Oh, my days, Justin Bieber! 89 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,479 - Oh, shit. - Fuck's sake. 90 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:12,919 I, I don't need too much Just somebody to love... 91 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:17,279 Hey, guys. 92 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,479 All right? 93 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:23,479 What's in the box? 94 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,239 Ta-da! 95 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,239 Dad made the cake. And I made the dress. 96 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,919 Wow. Awesome, Franks. 97 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,319 It's amazing, Franky. 98 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,919 Put it on, then. 99 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:44,919 JONQUIL: Lions 100 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,919 And all the towns we built 101 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:56,639 We built them so... 102 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,159 Beautiful. 103 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:01,679 The humans disappeared... 104 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,679 Let's chill those jitters out, yeah? 105 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,119 Better get the glad rags on, then. 106 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:15,359 The council wasn't there 107 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:19,359 Just answer phone... 108 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,479 Need a hand? 109 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:27,119 Um, VBL. 110 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:29,519 Visible boxers' line. 111 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,519 You smooth while I pull, OK? 112 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,999 Do I look like a dick? 113 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,799 No. 114 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,719 You look... 115 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,839 amazing. 116 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,319 Now, remember what I said. 117 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,319 - You... - I deserve better. 118 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:02,119 - (HORN TOOTS OUTSIDE) - Oh, my God, they're here! 119 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,479 I'm the passenger 120 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,639 - I ride and I ride - (GIRLS CHEER) 121 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,079 Let's get these fuckers to the slaughter! 122 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,479 I'm the passenger 123 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,999 I stay under glass 124 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:45,999 I looked you out my window so bright 125 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,919 I see the stars come out tonight 126 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,399 I see the bright and hollow sky 127 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:57,399 Over the city a rip in the sky 128 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,839 And everything looking good tonight... 129 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,839 (BEEPING) 130 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:25,959 Rich looks a dick and Grace is well fit... 131 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,999 So, the vicar...? All sorted. 132 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,959 He's a bit... back street. But it's all cool. 133 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,959 Dewi had a word. They used to be in a Beatles tribute band together. 134 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:40,359 If one note of All We fucking Need Is Love plays, 135 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:42,999 I'm gonna piss all over his organ, Al. I swear. 136 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,439 Yes, all right, Richard. 137 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:50,039 What's that? Dewi did it himself. 138 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,599 What, when everyone thought the Earth was still flat? 139 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:56,599 Alo, you do know how to get there, don't you? 140 00:09:56,760 --> 00:10:00,759 Yeah, all sorted. Turn right here, we'll be there in no time. 141 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,039 Er, Alo, you sure about this? Where are you taking us through? 142 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,239 A special sort of short cut, B route, Rich. 143 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:12,239 What, through fucking Helmand? 144 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:23,319 Well done, Alo. It's a dead end. 145 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,239 Nah, it's fine. I can get round that. Alo, no. 146 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,439 I can make it. 147 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,599 No! See? 148 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,599 Shit! 149 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,039 Fuck's sake, Alo! I told you, you never listen. 150 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,079 I'm sorry, OK? 151 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:43,079 There's your answer. 152 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:47,639 Fucking idiot! 153 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,079 - Everyone good? - Yep. 154 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,639 - All good. - Yeah, all good. 155 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:56,639 ENGINE SPLUTTERS 156 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,519 Shit! 157 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,799 It's going nowhere. Everyone out. 158 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,799 Anyone got reception? 159 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,199 - Nope. - Right... 160 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:22,199 Let's get this show back on the shitty road. 161 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,079 I thought we had discussed the Matthew situation. 162 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,639 What? 163 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,519 What the fuck were you doing back there? 164 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,519 I don't know, Mini, OK? 165 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,639 Woo-hoo! HORN BLASTS, MUSIC PLAYS 166 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:44,639 - Put a donk on it, people! - What the fuck is he on? 167 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,359 - Franky? - That's called grooming. 168 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:59,799 May I have this dance? 169 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,759 MUSIC STOPS 170 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,639 This isn't the motherfucking reception, Franky. 171 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,639 Guys, she's dead. 172 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,599 What do you mean by "dead", Alo? 173 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,559 You can fix it, right? 174 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,559 Look! It's... it's a freaking angel! 175 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:18,919 Oh, my God! 176 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,239 Oh, no, it's a car. 177 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,239 Of course it's a fucking car, Nick. 178 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,879 Hello. 179 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,879 We have to get married in two hours at Chepston. 180 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,719 Well, isn't that an alignment? We're off to sell our creation at their craft fair. 181 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,759 What about the others? They've got to be there. 182 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,159 Well, we have to be. And... 183 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,439 they will be. Right? 184 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,799 My angel! 185 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,439 - No, that's an angel. - Leave the angel alone, Nick. 186 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,079 What direction's it in, man? 187 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,759 Cross country as the crow flies, about an hour. Veer southwest. 188 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,399 Thank you, my henna-handed honcho. 189 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:59,959 Fingers! 190 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,959 - Don't worry, dude. - Everything will be OK. 191 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,879 We'll be there. Bye, guys. 192 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,439 Have fun, kids. Bye, honey. 193 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,119 - I won't let you down, man! - Bye. 194 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:17,119 Bye. 195 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,319 Maybe they're... 196 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:27,319 post-apocalyptic savages, that'll eat them alive and make, like, 197 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,799 pants from their skin and a fucking glockenspiel from their bones and shit. 198 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,999 - Shut the fuck up, Nick. - Southwest. 199 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,999 South... south... 200 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,039 Alo... 201 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,199 A horse shit! 202 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,199 Farm boy, what the fuck? 203 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:55,679 Once more unto the breach, my friends. 204 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,639 Now, who's with me?! 205 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,639 I don't know what I've been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold... 206 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,959 Hey, Alo, you've got to teach me that trick, man, with the shit. 207 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,639 Luncheon already? It's nearly one, David. 208 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,639 How my idle morning has flown. 209 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,479 BEEPING 210 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,479 CHOKES 211 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,879 Where on earth are you going? 212 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,879 To retrieve our fugitive daughter. 213 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,839 ♪ Now in all of my wildest dreams 214 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,159 It never once was seen... 215 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,559 Pit stop, you beautiful wankers! 216 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,679 We've only just started, you prick. 217 00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:12,679 One for the road, Mini. 218 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:22,839 Beer rain! There is a God! 219 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,399 What the fuck was that for? 220 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,239 We've got our friend's wedding to get to, 221 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,919 Mr I Don't Give A Fuck About Anything Or Anyone. 222 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,919 - You're wrong, I do. - What about our agreement? 223 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,359 Mini? 224 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,799 - What agreement? - You deserve better, remember? 225 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,239 Have you been saying shit behind my back? 226 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,639 I told him to stay away, OK? 227 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,239 I can't hack this any more. 228 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:08,959 Let's go. 229 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,679 I'll see you at the church. 230 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,239 No, no, no, we can't split up. 231 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,719 I can get us there, I promise. 232 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,199 Come with us. If you like. 233 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,239 No way! She's staying right here. 234 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:26,239 Come on, Franky. 235 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:32,279 Franky, I... I'm trying to protect you. 236 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,599 Mini, I'll see you later, OK? 237 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,679 He just wants to fuck you and then fuck you up! 238 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:42,679 Good. 239 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,919 So you put an insect thingy on her? 240 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,519 A bug. We'll catch her soon enough. 241 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,239 She isn't a dog, David. 242 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,239 Could you unwrap another Werther's for me, please, Sonia? 243 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,159 And each child rings a year on the tree of our love 244 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,959 we planted on our wedding day. 245 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,679 - How many do you have, Crystal? - 13. 246 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:19,679 No more travelling the world like a scag-injected tumbleweed. 247 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:24,759 I rooted in the soil of our marriage. 248 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,559 - Diesel was a roadie. - Oh, really? Who for? 249 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:31,559 Throbbing Gristle, er, Alien Sex Fiend, er... Napalm Death... 250 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,959 No fucking way! 251 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,639 Way, way wayward, spiritually bereft. 252 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,879 Bullshit. 253 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,079 Now I hunter-gather! 254 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,079 And I tend to his loin-fruits. 255 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,919 I wonder how the gang are doing. 256 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:53,919 Alo'll get 'em there. 257 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:59,519 We're shafted... and it's all my fault. 258 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,639 Some fucking best man I am! 259 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,639 Er, Als, you know the negative shit's a real downer. 260 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,079 I'm worried about Franky, we shouldn't have left her. 261 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:16,079 Something bad's going to happen and I... and I can't stop it now. 262 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:20,559 Well, if anyone can, McGuinness can. 263 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:24,559 Go... or you'll regret it. 264 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,679 Slide off me, sweatbox. 265 00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:31,559 But Nick needs a come-down cuddle. 266 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,479 See you at the church, Alo! 267 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:38,479 Ho-bag. 268 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:47,839 I dunno. I mean, we've still got to get there, right? 269 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,079 Let go. You want to, right? 270 00:18:57,080 --> 00:19:00,799 A bit of mandy will help us along. 271 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,879 OK. 272 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,879 OK, cool. 273 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:13,279 Shit. 274 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,319 I'll ask him where we are. 275 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,319 Watch my back. 276 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,839 Er, good day... squire. 277 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:56,839 Might this be like Chepston, perchance? 278 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:02,639 Can you tell me or does my boyf have to give you a BJ first? 279 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,759 Next one along. 280 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,759 Thank you kindly. 281 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,519 This is what we do. 282 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:22,359 CHURCH BELLS RING 283 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:36,039 Er, Franks? 284 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,119 We need to find a cab. 285 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,959 Yeah, I'm just gonna get some booze for the wedding first. 286 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,919 Impressive! 287 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,439 GLASS BREAKING 288 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,439 Come on, guys. 289 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,239 Shit, Franks. 290 00:20:56,240 --> 00:21:00,239 Have you done this before? 291 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,559 BELLS TINKLE 292 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,839 MATTY PLAYS THE PIANO 293 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:58,839 Game on... Mattster. 294 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:02,839 MATTY CONTINUES TO PLAY PIANO 295 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:31,159 (WHISPERS) It's OK. 296 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,759 DOOR OPENING 297 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,759 Let's go. 298 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,399 Here, take this. 299 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,399 THEY LAUGH 300 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,279 I'll have your heads on the wall! 301 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,799 SHRIEKING LAUGHTER 302 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,999 And don't come back! 303 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,559 It's called grunge revival, OK?! 304 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:37,199 Oh, ground, swallow me whole, please. 305 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,079 Oh, erm... 306 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,079 Hi! Have you by any chance seen, erm, two girls and a boy? 307 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,559 Bugger off! 308 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,559 Er, rudeness! 309 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,879 THEY PANT AND LAUGH 310 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,879 LIV SHRIEKS 311 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,159 Why did you stop me? 312 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,319 - She isn't a fucking experiment. - I thought that was what you wanted. 313 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,759 I'm trying to fix us, Matty. 314 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,959 I want you. 315 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,959 I love you. 316 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,479 But... 317 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:21,479 But... it's not enough, is it? 318 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,959 And all the chemicals in the world can't make it enough. 319 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:34,876 I'd swallow razor blades to see you smile, but even that wouldn't do it. 320 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:39,479 Look, Liv, please, let's just catch her up. 321 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:43,239 - I don't want her with us now, OK? - She's off it, she'll get lost. 322 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,359 And I won't?! 323 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,359 No, Liv. 324 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:53,519 You'll always be OK. 325 00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:00,079 And that girl will always be lost! 326 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,439 Sure you ain't got pills, Al Capone? 327 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,359 One more time. 328 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,359 - One more fucking time! - Al! Al! 329 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,279 Al! Have you double-double-checked? 330 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:13,279 No! I do not have any pharma-fucking-ceuticals, Nicholas! 331 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,519 Argh! 332 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,559 Oh, don't take your dependency out on me, all right? 333 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,599 Now, come on, pick up the pace. 334 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:26,599 - One, two, three, four! - (NICK GROANS) 335 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,639 Look, I'll roll you a spliff if you pick the pace up to ten... 336 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,479 I'm trapped! Ah! 337 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,919 Fucking hell! 338 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,079 Right, easy, easy, easy. 339 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,079 Aaah! 340 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,799 Like serpents coiled in perpetual yin-yang mating. 341 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,399 DIESEL: Spiritual Siamese twins with male-to-female body parts. 342 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,359 CRYSTAL: Your lives are one. 343 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,719 DIESEL: My key fits her lock. 344 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,799 CRYSTAL: His cotton bud cleans my ear. 345 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,599 BOTH: To hear the glory of our union! 346 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,679 Slit my wrists now. 347 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,719 What? 348 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,759 Not long before... 349 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,759 You're welded together forever. 350 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,799 Ace. 351 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,999 Go on without me! 352 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,959 I'll die here alone. It's all I deserve. 353 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,399 Just keep your leg still, all right? You're in a rabbit snare. 354 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,639 Ow! Save yourself andleave me to the bears! 355 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,039 We're in Somerset, Nick! 356 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,719 To the fucking squirrels, then! 357 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,359 Ah! 358 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,319 - Go! - Just shut up, all right? 359 00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:35,319 Shut up and keep your frigging leg still! 360 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,759 Oh, bloody hell, Nick! 361 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,879 - When did you last change these?! - It's not them. 362 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,159 That's the smell of a loser's death. 363 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,039 You're not a loser. 364 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,039 You're a bit of a prick, 365 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,039 but peel away that prick... and there's a good man in there. 366 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,639 - Come on, big boy! - No... No! 367 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,959 - Arise, sire! - Argh! 368 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,719 My beer. I want my beer. 369 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,879 No, let it go. 370 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,879 - You're a good... good bloke, Alo. - Yeah, I know. 371 00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:24,119 Liv! 372 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,519 Where is, er... everyone else? 373 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,399 Like Franky? 374 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,399 - Your girl crush is so blatant. - What?! 375 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,799 Where's your man, then? 376 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,799 I think I've... fucked things up, big style. 377 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,879 So... where is he? 378 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,879 Looking for her. 379 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:07,319 (CHURCH BELL RINGS) 380 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,639 Oh... I'm afraid you've missed your slot. 381 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,559 I'm just starting the born-again-agains' baptisms. 382 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,079 But I could fit you in 383 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,479 in an hour? 384 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,439 Potentially. 385 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:32,999 Oh, right. 386 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,119 Ah. Oh, 16.23! 387 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,519 And a Refresher! Done. 388 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,359 Where's that young Creevey and the rest of your party? 389 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,959 (VICAR SIGHS) 390 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,999 Oh, well, there's almost an hour yet. 391 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,999 All you need is two witnesses. 392 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,719 Uh... 393 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,119 - They'll be here. - You reckon? 394 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,799 They have to be - they're our friends, Rich. 395 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,799 Let's just find two people for, like, backup. 396 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,959 Two people - easy. 397 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,919 Oh, my God! 398 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,239 - Come on! - We're gonna live! 399 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,319 - A road! - We're gonna live! 400 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,399 We're saved! 401 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,399 But there's loads of room! 402 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:38,399 Oh, very salubrious, Bertie. 403 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:42,719 - Er, hi. - Oh, hello, lad. 404 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,479 Will you be here in an hour? 405 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,479 - Oh, can't say! - We've not got long. 406 00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,119 Oh, yeah, good one. (WHISPERS) No way. 407 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,079 We need two witnesses so we can get married, 408 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,319 cos everything's gone wrong and... Please. 409 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,399 Of course, dear, of course. 410 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,839 In an hour, then. 411 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,279 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah! 412 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,279 - Yeah. OK. - Thank you. 413 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,879 Liv? 414 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:36,439 Matty? 415 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,599 Are you OK? 416 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,599 I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I thought... 417 00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,519 Where's Liv? 418 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,319 I tried to stay away from you and I can't. 419 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,199 Here we are... 420 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,199 It's not random. 421 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:04,199 You feel it, right? 422 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,599 I really want to fucking kiss you, but I can't. 423 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,519 Then why are you head-fucking me?! 424 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,719 Franky, don't... 425 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,719 Just as fucked in the head as you are. 426 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,759 You know, when I was six, 427 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,759 teacher asked me to think of something beautiful. 428 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,119 I said 9/11. 429 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,519 Saw it on the TV in this care home with the sound on mute. 430 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,679 Teacher told me how many people had died. 431 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,199 And all the other kids in the class cried, 432 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:46,199 and I knew then that I was... 433 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,279 wrong. 434 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,479 I guess 435 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,479 that's why my parents gave me up. 436 00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:01,039 Because they knew, too... 437 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:05,039 right from the beginning. 438 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,639 (RUMBLING) 439 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,239 (INAUDIBLE) 440 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:26,239 - Franky? - Get off me. Get off me! 441 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,919 (FRANKY SOBS) 442 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,919 Franky, wait! Franky! 443 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:40,479 Franky, come back! Franky! 444 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,279 - Please... - What the hell happened? 445 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,279 What the fuck have you done? 446 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,559 ALL: Franky! 447 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,319 Franky, please, come back! 448 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,319 ALL: Franky! 449 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,159 (SCREAMS) 450 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,159 Franky! 451 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,919 Franky! 452 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:17,919 (WHIMPERS) 453 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,399 Franky! 454 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,279 Can you see her? 455 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,279 She's here! Franky, hold on! 456 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,079 - Take my hand, Franky. - Go away. 457 00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,959 Please, Franky! 458 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,679 Franky, take my hand! 459 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,599 Franky, please, please! 460 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,479 I'm so sorry, Franky! 461 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,479 Come on, please, take my hand. 462 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,839 OK! 463 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:06,559 MATTY: Want a hand? 464 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,319 OK? 465 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,319 Franky... did he... 466 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,479 hurt you? 467 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,479 It's not what it looks like, Liv. I swear, she just lost it. 468 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,439 I just... wanted to feel... 469 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,639 normal. 470 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,919 Ah! 471 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:01,879 BOTH: David fucking Blood! 472 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,879 Shit. 473 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:10,039 - Oh... - Oh, fucking... 474 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,999 Hey, stop! Stop! Stop, please! 475 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,999 (HORN TOOTS) 476 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:39,199 - They went and got battered. - They're supposed to be our friends. 477 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,399 Just us now. 478 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,919 This is so not what I dreamed of. 479 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,399 Why did you cut your lovely hair? 480 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:52,399 I asked for a trim. 481 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,439 Guess I look the part, I suppose. Mr and Mrs Mainstream. 482 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,079 Did you actually think that's what I wanted? 483 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,559 Grace! 484 00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:07,559 (ENGINE REVS) 485 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,599 (TYRES SCREECH) 486 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,119 BOTH: Blood is coming! 487 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,759 But my bridesmaids...! 488 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,439 - Nick, do the honours. - Bring it on. 489 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,239 Sit back and wave through the daylight 490 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:35,759 Sit back and wave through the daylight 491 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,199 Slip and slide on subway grates 492 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,239 These shoes are poor man's ice skates 493 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,799 Fall through like change in the daylight 494 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,919 Fall through like change in the daylight 495 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,919 I miss yellow lines in my roads Some colour on monochrome 496 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,319 Maybe I'll paint them in myself 497 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,319 Maybe I'll paint them in myself... 498 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,039 All we need is love. 499 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,159 (SNIGGERS) Great. 500 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,639 All we need is... 501 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,159 To get on with the service. 502 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,639 DOOR OPENS 503 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:15,639 Not on God's holy earth. 504 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,159 How did you know I was here? 505 00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,199 He put an electric insect thing on you. 506 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,239 A bug, for the billionth time. 507 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,039 I'm your daughter, not al-Qaeda. 508 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,759 You are coming home with us. 509 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,639 DOOR OPENS 510 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,599 Hey, Grace. 511 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,519 You're all here! 512 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,719 Look at what this motley crew have done to our little girl. 513 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:39,319 I'm not your little girl. 514 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,279 Her future's hers, David, not ours. 515 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,839 You... 516 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,839 you corrupters are all, all, expelled. 517 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,719 You can't do that, sir. 518 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,719 Oh, look how the mighty have fallen. 519 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,119 Yeah. I fell... 520 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,479 down a f... 521 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,479 reaking k-hole, actually, but these guys caught me. 522 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,719 It's what mates do. Cos it's screwed up out there. 523 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,959 I don't know if you've been outside lately, but it is. But we have a go. 524 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,559 Whatever comes, we have a good go at it. 525 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:28,239 Cos it's all we can do. 526 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,599 Right, then, so be it. 527 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,599 But we shall take no further part in this ridiculous melodrama. 528 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,919 Sonia! 529 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,959 So, are we going to, you know... 530 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,999 get married? 531 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,479 Don't ever cut your hair again. 532 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,439 Not gonna. 533 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,439 It'll grow. You're still my metal man, my own Tin Man. 534 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,319 So things are good, right, with us? 535 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,279 Yeah. So do we really need to change things? 536 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,519 You could just take me to be your boyfriend. 537 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:30,239 Totally. 538 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,879 I can't walk any more. 539 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,879 Like, ever again. 540 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,639 Hark! 541 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,639 I sense merriment afoot. 542 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,839 (SNIFFS) 543 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,919 Let's go! 544 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,599 Alo! 545 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:12,119 GROANING 546 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,599 Oh, please... 547 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,519 Alo! 548 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,119 I can't even walk! 549 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,119 Alo, where the fuck are you going? 550 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:31,279 Woo-hoo! Woo! 551 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,239 WHOOPING 552 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,839 Take a piece of cake. 553 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:42,199 Take it, take it. 554 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,199 WHOOPING 555 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,799 I told you! Yes! Yes! 556 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,759 Ta-da! 557 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,759 OK! 558 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,679 It's not your fault. 559 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,319 We had a good day, didn't we? 560 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,239 What? 561 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,239 The day we met. 562 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,479 I don't want to fuck with that memory any more. 563 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,359 Let's just... 564 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,359 see it out in style. 565 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,079 Are you OK? 566 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,639 I used to... 567 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,719 beam myself away, 568 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:30,919 go somewhere in my head 569 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,679 where I felt less... 570 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,999 weird. 571 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,999 You're not. 572 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,399 Who'd have thought, the three of us sharing a peace pipe? 573 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,399 Let's try not to fuck it this time. 574 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,879 You're missing my not-wedding-after-party. 575 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,759 DOG IS DEAD: Glockenspiel Song 576 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,919 (ALL) We are a mess, we are failures and we love it! 577 00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,639 (ALL) We are a mess, we are failures and we love it! 578 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:59,199 (ALL) We are a mess, we are failures and we love it! 579 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,359 (ALL) We are a mess, we are failures and we love it! 580 00:46:28,977 --> 00:46:47,877 581 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,959 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 582 00:46:52,009 --> 00:46:56,559 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0